DOUBLE STANDARDS (2-FACED)

LIGHTS ON:

SCENE 1

Then God made two great lights: the greater light to rule the day and the lesser light to rule the night. Though God made the greater light to rule the day and the lesser light to rule the night, certain folks still prefer the night-light. Why? Because it makes them feel snug and safe? How do folks claim to be greater lights that rule by day but are antagonistic to daytime endeavors while favoring nighttime practices of lesser lights that rule by night? Like having fun at other people's expense? Such that, those of whom fun is had at their expense--become uncomfortable, confused, seemingly lost, etc., So, when persons feel that way, it's a pointer to the possibility that certain persons somewhere are having fun at their expense? How? Good and evil engage in desperate struggles. But good always wins. Would good, in light of this struggle, happen to be the greater light that rules the day while bad is the lesser light that rules the night? Especially when afternoon lovemaking is uncovered to be the equivalent of the greater light made to rule the day? What, then, constitutes the lesser light made to rule the night? So the contents that hiders go through thick and thin to gather and create posts for the internet are what make for the pornography that rock the boats of failed, relegated gifted spectators and talented sluggards who are fitly identifiable with afternoon lovemaking?

What, then, really makes for the lesser light that rules the night? And these hiders, who exactly are they? To what end do they dig up and spread those contents on the web? To afford morally blemished; stained, and impure greater lights devices by which to foster sacrileges? What profit is to be derived therein by the hiders? Because people make confessions plugged into each other having sex, folks willfully turn to dirty, deadly sins and crimes, even murder, knowing that the ultimate penalty for such malevolence will be feigned repentance after endorsed sexual delight for the supposed purpose of extracting confessions. The hiders,  having likewise taken to malevolence, looked forward to being afforded the same “privilege.” As it turned out, when it got to their turn, they were made to do everything except sex, and that is unacceptable by them, hence their leveraging on the lesser light that rules by night to bring to bare the sacrilegious indulgences of the supposed greater light made to rule the day! As it turns out, the sacrileges that rock the boats of these greater lights go beyond porn and afternoon lovemaking to include many black evils...perpetrated on the basis of their duality, pretentiousness, misrepresentations, two-facedness, and above all, their double standards!

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HIDERS

The ones who are not letting us get what we want--are doing so to keep us deprived so they can paint the world and its people black to us, then come out as white lights that rule the day to remediate it all. But in truth, they are devils who sponsor that deprivation in order to later on transform to angels of light and come off as saviors. That’s why we must only treat them as devils whenever, wherever, however! Clear?

EATERS

Dualists! They feel they have the right to tell us what we’re doing wrong and give us instructions on how to fix it to their liking! Getting in our way of indulging the same vices they degradingly look forward to each day? Their iniquity is not yet complete. When it is, they'll be out of the way! Going through thick and thin to gather and create posts for the web gives you the power to pull strings you want. Settle for nothing less! Those who want you to quit that--want to strip you of power and liberty, thereby standing chances to get away with their double standards! Dualistic autocrats! Accustomed to putting folks on merry-go-rounds for years!

SHITTERS

They want us all to skip confessions! Imposing love and marriage on us! Imposing love and marriage while leaving truth out is a means of concealing the truth with love and marital deception while skipping confession! And we’re supposed to now love? And marry? Just like that? Who doesn't want us knowing the truth? Who wants to shut us out of the benefits that come with sessions of confessions? What are we supposed to do with these veiled sins? What are they going to do about it now that we’ll neither love nor marry nobody except we confess our many terrible sins?

HIDERS

They need people who can keep their eyes and ears open and their mouths shut. That means you can’t be blabbing about their practices to anyone. Their strategy is to have you locked down before you get to know you can do better so that, by the time you realize you could do better, you would already have been locked down! Hence, do better! That's why they want you to care! That's why you shouldn't care!

EATERS

People we’re more intelligent than, calling us children? Who they think need their direction? When it's us children who've been giving them direction all along?

SHITTERS

It's like a network. One person nabs another and gets some sort of price, probably a higher rank or some sort of "promotion," whatever that is. Then the nabbed fellow, in turn, nabs someone else to redeem himself and gain some sort of price, probably a higher rank or some sort of promotion. Just don't know why they're not unto us to nab us. Because they don’t want us nabbing others to redeem ourselves and gain a sort of price or promotion? Which, in our case, would be a transition from childhood to adulthood? Or because what would secure us that transition is our confessions?

HIDERS

What they want is for us to let them get close enough to us so they can destroy us. They work round the clock to gain that access...which means the access isn't easy. Therefore, let’s make it harder for them to gain that access because, unlike before when such access would serve the purpose of sexual delight via confession, it is to now serve the purpose of locking us down to keep us children perpetually and force a father figure on us who seems lost regarding the arrangement, usually querying them thus: “you want me to be a father without wife? To whose children?” Bastards?

EATERS

No wonder the fellows who want this can’t step out of the shadows any longer to declare it openly. But you hiders, using your gifts to bless our lives, are the ones these faceless lots are requiring to quit blessing lives with your gifts and talents?

SHITTERS

Their grievance with you is that you’re refusing to be doomed to repeat the sins of fathers! So, because we’re made by flawed men, we shouldn't strive to be flawless? Even when it's handy? Stay where you want to stay! Work where you want to work!

HIDERS

It's possible to outrun our genes, and we'll prove it!

SHITTERS

That’s where they’ll miss us, because, with us, it’s two steps forward, thirty-seven thousand steps backward. Yet they never pay us enough to put up with their shits!

EATERS

Why don’t you quit then?

SHITTERS

Of course we will...to their deep regret. If anyone is regretting having done us bad, that's just introductory regret. They have not seen regret yet! An unpredictable madman with something to prove is far worse than a calculating bad guy any day!

HIDERS

They want us to play the role of the prodigal son? The black sheep of the family? When we’re actually the white sheep? Claiming themselves to be God-so-forgiving who’re already awaiting our infamous return like the prodigal son’s dad? To accord us unconditional acceptance as if they aren’t to blame for our being lusty outcasts?

EATERS

What better way to put men claiming to be gods in their places than by being gods to them! We’re talking about shitty gods who take people's loved ones hostage and use them to hold the loved ones of those people to ransom! Like idiots trying to use our moms to hold us to ransom! Seems like you finally found a potent way to clap back!

HIDERS

Yes! Because, how can they tell us we’re to blame and begin expecting us to act like the ones to blame? What makes us the ones to blame, then? Shouldn't we be said to be the ones to blame because we act like the ones to blame? They accusingly point at us as those to blame and require us to act like those to blame so we can prove be the ones to blame indeed? They are deep in it and are hoping we are too! Well, we are not...and that is what our own confessions will attest to! But they wouldn’t let us!

SHITTERS

You certainly see a lot from that peephole!

HIDERS

A lot! Hear a lot too! There’s nothing ballsy or brave about living our whole lives behind walls. Guess what! That's all they want for us! That's the kind of bravery they want us to wield. We won’t! It's not a win if we lose our self-respect to get it!

EATERS

Fakers everywhere! We guess it’s time for real to recognize real!

HIDERS

First, they don't want us gathering and creating posts on the internet to make for our own afternoon lovemaking...just theirs! Now they want to lock us in and tell us what sort of posts to gather and create on the web! What's wrong with these people?

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The thus slandered fakers, who’re said to be no longer capable of stepping out of the shadows due to shame to declare their concerns openly, now get on board to do the exact opposite with grievance! They’d been listening to these castigators and can’t fake indifference anymore!

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FAKERS

These shamed hiders, whose shame wouldn’t let them identify with the light that rules the day as it ought to be, device shortcuts by which to elude that light and derive benefits only attributable to those who align with designed modus operandi of that light. They don’t only spy through peepholes and eavesdrop. They also read people’s motives! Generally, people who read are hiders! They hide who they are! People who hide don’t always like who they are. Identifying with the light that rules by day as they ought to--will bring about a degree of discomfort that would force them to reveal more about their scheming selves than they care to reveal, and not just enjoying sexual delight with fake confessions! That's the reason for the rile discomfort! To foster self-castigation! Confessions bound to lead to real repentance! That’s the purpose their reading should serve, not watching people’s motives.

HIDERS

Really? Like having sex to keep us from having sex too? Look, as long as you are trying to keep us from having sex by having the sex we’re supposed to be having in addition to the sex you’re having, we’re going to make sure you keep having sex to keep us from having sex until you can no longer have sex for yourselves, not to mention using sex to keep us from having sex! Then we'll go ahead and have sex! And all that daft sexual deprivation and exploitation would have been for what?

SHITTERS

When you wanted to hit, they demanded that you stop...and read for them to hit, since you are, in their shitty opinion, ineligible to hitting! Now you've read! And they've hit! Hit to what? Satisfaction? Exhaustion? And they want you to stop reading? So they can rest? Now's the time to read! So they can't hit to the death!

EATERS

That's why you fell in love with reading, isn’t it? Because it serves as foreplay for them which you envisioned would extend to you eventually! And music serves as what? Sex? Why then is foreplay frowned at and sex warned up to? Because sex can be used to lure a man into ministry while foreplay opens a man's eyes to the magic that sex fosters? That way, doesn't a combo of foreplay and sex come in handy? In which case eyes will be opened and sex will only serve the purpose of pleasure and nothing else? Well, this is the point where it depends on the individuals involved!

HIDERS

What they want is for us to imagine it and be filled with lust so it would be easy for them to leverage on that, lock us in, and subject us to their whims! We won’t...until it serves our purpose, especially to get away from "mind hackers" and managers of insane lots seeking working minds to integrate with minds of sick psychos...which only gets remedied by the afternoon lovemaking they wouldn’t let us partake in!

SHITTERS

They sent you off as a strategy to extract information from you with which to facilitate their afternoon lovemaking! Keep going off until every last bit of info is extracted from them as well...for your personal profitability...because, now that there’s nothing more to extract from you, yet you're up and good all on your own, out of jealousy, they think they did you good by sending you off to uncover the secret of independence, and now seek to bring you back into subjugation by clamoring for your listening ears for them to feed trash talks that will make for mental imbalance! Give listening ears to none! Whoever doesn't come out of the shadows to communicate can go fuck themselves! Isn't that what they're good at?

EATERS

Their motive is to drive nuts anyone trying to dig into their foul motives and make such persons wanderers until the only remedy to their wandering becomes wielding the microphone to discharge priestly duties for the rest of their lives. Their motive is the greatest of all: self-interest. How to be thorns on their flesh is to go far beyond digging into their motives to creating several plays with them, not research works. And if they will have it any other way, let them seek researchers! Not playwrights!

HIDERS

There’s the “love” motive. But like you said, self-interest is the strongest motive of all. The “love” motive is usually brought in to cause a diversion from self-interest, a means of pulling off some fraudulent schemes to steal the deal. Meanwhile, what secures the deal is self-interest. Imagine taking a bad look at our grown up selves and reaching a resolve that we can only marry spouses chosen for us by our moms? Our moms who’d sent us off to find spouses for ourselves? We’re waiting! Waiting to hear about people's choice of spouses for us from our moms who must have fallen from the sky! We that have grown to hate what our moms like, hope they like them?

SHITTERS

So, when the shitty strategy of using ministry to make slaves out of geniuses is exposed and fails, they lure persons into voraciously reading books with contents that are supposed to tailor the man's life into that ministerial slavery all the same?

HIDERS

Hell yeah! But the beautiful thing, according to those who explored and uncovered the deceit, is that, reading those books without falling prey to the deceit, amounts to pleasure for the coated ministerial deceivers, affording them intense pleasure while improving readers’ minds and upgrading the courses of their lives! Who's the idiot?

EATERS

Not to mention the part where reading also affords certain lots a sort of viewership that is supposed to do what? Bare motives for the purpose of saving souls, we guess!

SHITTERS

Question! The point of this discovery is the point they try to make us lose interest in reading, unlike the point of ignorance regarding it all when they impose readership on us. At this point the appetite for reading starts to dwindle. But in fact, it is the actual point where the reading should really commence! Those lost souls they seem so passionate about must be saved! And, don't forget to relay your findings in plays!

EATERS

When reading proves to be more potent in the game than sex, they'll get off the way and you'll have your desired affair. How will reading do that? By divulging the answers they seek to bury and render folks ignorantly dependent on them for, who they send to go in search of those buried answers, turning them to wanderers in the process! When you appear as one with potential to dig up those answers and relay them, you become a target. If what it takes for that potentiality to manifest is an affair, they make sure you don't have it! So, read up the answers and spread them in plays! Then it will become obvious that it doesn't take an affair to do so. At that point they will take their attention off your affair, even using it to bid you farewell.

HIDERS

One cheap way of seeing the truth is by reading. The only two ways we ever managed to get out of our heads are through reading and rigorous exercise. We read and study to dig up the secret that family and church witches have vowed to take to their graves after living long life. And reading remedies it by baring it. The reading finally clicked and we stopped caring about mechanics overnight. What beats puppetry, puppets, and their puppeteers to it? The answer is knowledge. How come about knowledge? The answer is books. What does one do to books? Read!

SHITTERS

Take note, the puppeteers who've gotten unhealthily accustomed to puppetry, upon noticing the tilting of potential puppets towards knowledge, books, and scholarship, will attempt to extend their footprints into scholarship. Look out for them, and when you sense their invasion, read them too! They wonder how you can perceive so many devious turns in others unless you had practiced it yourselves. What strikes them is not just your amazing gift for reading people, for rummaging inside them and digging out the precise configuration of their personality, but also your ability to intuit things in exactly the way they themselves might have intuited them. 

HIDERS

We don’t want our work email to get flagged. But there are so many excerpts of these books we can’t unread. It’s more like we’re in a horror film and won’t be freed of this curse of being outcasts and hiders until we have inflicted it on someone else.

EATERS

And that someone else is supposed to be us?

FAKERS

Perhaps you have already stained your reputation, so that you are prevented from establishing a new one. In such cases it is wise to associate with someone whose image counteracts your own, using their good name to whitewash and elevate yours.

SHITTERS

(To Hiders)

It's never about you! You’re just good at reading people, collecting and artfully documenting information. And that poses no limits on you...especially sexual limits. Don't buy into that sham! Gather the routed awareness as you read, both the ones within the pages and the ones that pop up as revelation, then recombine them into perfect wholes in your plays. Take note: their job is to clean out those awareness the moment you become privy to them so they don't benefit you. Therefore, allow for the irrelevant ones to be cleaned out while noting down the relevant ones. They're play ideas! Cleaners are the ones who don't know what to do with those grave ideas! So they trash them! Hence, don't give up your own ideas to be trashed. Let them only trash ideas that are peculiar to them while you make plays out of your own ideas, marveling thereof with them on your own terms, not their terms anymore!

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When books are your life—or in this case, your job—you get pretty good at guessing where a story is going. Different parts of secrets are hidden in bits in diverse books. What's is it going to take to sift them all out and form one whole chronicle? Who's unwilling for the hiders to do that? Not the eaters! Not the shitters! Not even the fakers...especially being that it serves their purpose. The unwillingness for the hiders to do so only comes on account of their doing so to serve their own purposes, and that unwillingness stems not from eaters! Nor shitters! But fakers! Now, there is nothing of which a man is prouder; than of his intellectual ability, for it is this that gives him his commanding place in the animal world. It’s an exceedingly rash thing to let anyone see that you are decidedly superior to him in this respect, and to let other people see it too. This is exactly what the fakers consider the hiders to have done to them, accounting for their envy of them! But the envious hides as carefully as the secret, lustful sinner and becomes the endless inventor of tricks and stratagems to hide and mask seIf. Thus he is able to pretend to ignore the superiority of others which eat up his heart, as if he did not see them, nor hear them, nor is aware of them, nor had ever heard of them. But time reveals!

It’s satisfying, even when it’s not what you expected, because you work for it. You go back and forth until every detail is just how it needs to be. Sometimes, even when you start with the last page and you think you know everything, a book finds a way to surprise you. These hiders took it beyond books to scriptural texts, gathering contents from multiple reliable and verifiable sources, books and scriptures being just two of those sources. That's how they beat puppetry and puppeteers to it! Gathering facts for plays from unthinkable and unpredictable sources. That way, they toss puppetry and puppeteers down the bin! These hiders had never done anything willingly for these fakers who are identified with double standards. They'd always manipulated them into doing those things. Now there’s been an eye-opening on their part as to this fact, so they insist on doing nothing anymore for the fakers, as, if they must do anything for fakers, fakers have to keep manipulating them to do those things. As it seems, fakers have come to their wits end, reason why they're trying to make hiders believe they did all those things on their own volition. When hiders say they don't want do them again, fakers wouldn’t let go. That's when they become obvious for what they truly are: beasts of Ephesus!

Fakers had plunged hiders into oblivion. Now they seek revenge. There is no revenge like oblivion, for, it is the entombment of the unworthy in the dust of their own nothingness: (Baltasar Gracién, 1601-1658). If you have the kind of intelligence and instinct that points you in the right direction, playing the rebel will not be dangerous. But if you're mediocre, learning from your predecessors' knowledge and experience comes in handy. Hiders consider themselves as having the kind of intelligence and instinct that points them in right directions, hence their playing the rebel against those who consider themselves their superiors: fakers! But these hiders do not in the least bit deem them their predecessors anymore, not to mention leveraging on their knowledge and experience for learning purposes. It is always better to have the truth up front than to be misled. The hiders are out to tell the truth upfront and not mislead, because, as we may know, secrets can be toxic! But the cleaners have just one job description: clean out all secrets! Now they have the hiders to contend with over that matter!

The cleaners had merely done as they were told when they put the hiders in harm's way by chasing them out of the presence of God and making them temporary wanderers…which was supposed to be permanent. They had kept them from having romantic partners in their lives…and are even now--still doing so. They had merely done as they were told when they failed hiders and tried to get them lost. The reason why they wanted the hiders lost was so the fakers can have their listening ears because, when you're lost, how else are you supposed to find your way except someone somewhere guides you through? Especially if you can't see?

So it's possible to record the events that persons behold with their eyes within given periods of time without the persons’ knowledge? Including their very private endeavors? Which are supposed to be for such person's eyes only? And then somehow replay those events to them? Somehow replay those events to them when they’re about having major breakthroughs? Getting them to relive the past? And what's replayed is not from their own points of view which they can easily recall...but from the spiritual points of view of lots who had them boxed.

The spiritual point of view of lots who not just have them boxed but somehow synchronize with them without their knowledge? And the replay of those events turn out making for such persons’ insanity for as long as they can't fathom the reality of those events? And then there are these seeming saviors who pop out of nowhere to explain those events? Eluding how they became privy to them? That’s why those saviors must necessarily be a priests? Prophets? To ascribe that revelation to God? Isn’t that divine deception? This has been traced to fakers and cleaners, whose area of strength is "thoughts in the mind realm" where there's no regulation of the thought process. So it's gone about however! Their area of weakness is “thoughts in words." It’s hard for them to think in words." Hence, hiders have learned to do their thinking in words...via playwriting. They look out for those who want them to tilt toward verbalization of any sort while frowning at playwriting which aids "thought in words," and right there, they find as villains--not only the fakers...but the cleaners as well. And so:

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HIDERS

We don't know who wants us confined to a church. But here's the thing: what we've found does not allow for such confinement. Heard about free spirit? That's what we are about! We don't follow the thought out to its "logical" conclusion, as it turns the brain into a runaway train, smashing through station after station with unrelenting speed. However, we indulge it at times...to crash mind hackers! Those who want our listening ears are guilty fellows who're keeping tabs on us to elude our judgment. Not having our listening ears, they take to subtle deceit, wanting to be that “still small voice” that leads us on..."in the path of righteousness." Before we heed it, we require it to confess to what it's done with our affair and marital destinies. Else, we’ll keep them keeping tabs on us and never resting, for, there is no peace for the wicked! Gone are the days of resorting to begging for answers from those who either won't give those answers out of superiority complex or don't even have the answers but feign knowledgeability! Always clamoring for listening ears to feed with true-lies!

WASHERS

The solution has taken your attention away from the problem, and that constitutes the problem's grievance with you and the solution. That is what they do. They have no issues messing around, carrying at the back of their minds that there's someone somewhere with a stainless reputation whose image counteracts theirs! Hence, after messing around, they use the good names of those persons to whitewash their soiled reputation. To make sure we aren’t such persons, we build a reputation for washing the dirty linens of such fakers in public! As for the cleaners who aid them, well, I w..

CLEANERS

(Cut in)

Every volition has a special motive which varies according to taste. All men are idolaters, some of fame, others of self-interest, most of pleasure. Skill consists in knowing these idols in order to bring them into play. Knowing a man’s mainspring of motive, we have, as it were, the key to his will. Do not be one of those people who look like paragons of patience but are actually just afraid to bring things to a close. Patience is worthless unless mixed with a willingness to fall ruthlessly on foes at the right moment. We ignore what offends us and watch how this tactic infuriates people like you. Half of what you do is to get our attention. And when we withhold it from you, you flounder in frustration and blab the gibberish you are known for!

HIDERS

You mean gibberish like you assuring those fakers you’ll get us to come and do ministry work for them if they’ll pay you with a lot of sex in advance? Soul winners, what if, after getting all the sex in advance, you still can't bring us to do ministry work for them like it now seems? Won’t they take you to some sort of witch trial?

WASHERS

Very simple: they’ll pay back the sex!

CLEANERS

Verbal arguments like this--have one vital use in the realm of power: to distract and cover your tracks when you are practicing deception or are caught in blatant lies. In such cases it is to your advantage to argue with all the conviction you can muster. Draw the other person into an argument to distract them from your deceptive move. When caught in a lie, the more emotional and certain you appear, the less likely it seems that you are lying. This technique has saved the hiding of many con artists like you. Look, if you are miserly by nature, you will never go beyond certain limits. Only generous souls attain greatness. Therefore, associate with the generous, and they will infect you, opening up everything that is tight and restricted in you. Never associate with those who share your defects. They will reinforce everything that holds you back. Only create associations with positive affinities. Make this a rule of life and you will benefit more from it than from all the therapy in the world.

HIDERS

A show of eloquence! Means of dodging the issue at hand! Hadn’t you struck a deal with those fakers to lure us into their traps and be rewarded with sex? Isn’t that what chased us into hiding? Whose dirty linens are the washers washing in public?

CLEANERS

We cut off infectors with profitable dissatisfaction, not detrimental dissatisfaction. Know the difference! And get your cronies to do same. Misfortunes come in by the door left open for them. So we never open our doors to the least of misfortunes, for, if we do, many others will follow in their train. We don’t die of other’s misery. You shouldn’t too. This law admits of no reversal. Its application is universal. There is nothing to gain by associating with those who infect you with their misery. There’s only power and good fortune to be obtained by associating with the fortunate! Single-mindedness of purpose, total concentration on the goal, and the use of these qualifies against people less focused, people in a state of distraction—such an arrow will find its mark every time and overwhelm the enemy. Do not be their enemies!

WASHERS

There’s only one way to make it stop. Right? Isn't that one way sex? So if those fakers don't want us to have sex—under the guise of hypocritical religiosity, it only means one thing: they don't want us to quit being enemies. But all along, they act like they can't bear us continuing the enmity. Top ranking hypocritical religiosity!

CLEANERS

In your quest for power, you will constantly find yourself in the position of asking for help from those more powerful than you. There is an art to asking for help, an art that depends on your ability to understand the person you are dealing with, and to not confuse your needs with theirs. Most people never succeed at this, because they are completely trapped in their own wants and desires. They start from the assumption that the people they are appealing to have a selfless interest in helping them. They talk as if their needs mattered to these people who probably couldn’t care less. Sometimes they refer to larger issues: a great cause, or grand emotions such as love and gratitude. They go for the big picture when simple, everyday realities would have much more appeal. What they do not realize is that even the most powerful person is locked inside needs of his own, and if you make no appeal to his self-interest, he merely sees you as desperate or, at best, a waste of time. Make others so dependent on you such that, to get rid of you might spell disaster, even death, and your master dares not tempt fate by finding out. There are many ways to obtain such a position. Foremost among them is to possess a talent and creative skill that simply can’t be replaced. That’s what differentiates us from you!

HIDERS

We always have the last word, especially when it comes to what we believe. We never let others determine our beliefs! So call it quits with the wordplay already!

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The others rejoin!

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EATERS

Call it quits with the wordplay indeed! What’s your deal with those fakers that you would readily stake your life on an altar of defense for them? Making it look like we all catch cold when they sneeze and must incline to them for warmth? So we'll be improving ourselves and they’ll be ascribing our improved personalities which they didn’t help us with—to themselves? To impose a mindset on us that we’re being led to make those improvements by them; and so, someday they’ll pop up from wherever to lay claims to our own personal self-improvement? Isn't that such a foolish thing? If we murder a person, will they ascribe it to themselves? Tell us!

CLEANERS

We’re wary of illiterate gluttons like you who challenge literate scholars that eat to muster strength for knowledge acquisition to graspable word battle. Please get out!

EATERS

You claim you’re realists! But who now seems to not understand when what they’re seeing isn’t realism? You know that when one tells one's self not to think about something, it becomes all that one can think about. Why then are you telling us to stop thinking about your efforts at undoing us to get in the good books of fakers? That’s why we make it our point of duty to undo them instead! Until they leave us alone! Because, if we don't undo them, they will do us! With your very own help! Always cleaning up after them, to get us out of the way, so they can have their way!

SHITTERS

They told you to finish what’s on the list and the house would be yours. What's on the list? Wouldn’t the knowledge of what's on the list have seen you ditching the list and forgoing the house? That's why it's best to undertake that silly endeavor blindfolded? And folks like you have no issues with undertaking that endeavor blindfolded because you've done more unpleasant things for lesser rewards? When they told you to finish everything on the list and the house will be yours, did they mention to you that there’s usually no happy ending for women who want it all?

CLEANERS

Smart women turn it all over to a man, then! There's a happy ending for a man who wants it all, isn't there? This is no longer the era of "calling someone by someone else’s name." It is the era of "naming one's self! In essence, women don’t have to take on male identities just to win houses and have happy endings. Make no attempts at playing men's’ roles. Stick to roles allotted to your gender. If you covet roles that aren’t peculiar to your gender, collaborate with the opposite sex to have those roles played out, if that suits you; otherwise, let go! It’s not a must! Quietude over conflict!

EATERS

Are there such women? And such men? Who are they? The women! The men!

CLEANERS

Look out for the one with an unhappy ending: that's the woman! Look out for the one with a happy ending: that's the man! Only one way for both to have a happy ending: the woman aligning with the man! O ye woman, never give up! Have a happy ending this time! Wherever you find yourself, find pending answers there, especially from the people around. They wield the answers you seek. Whether they know it or not. That way, you can wait on them to come “carry you go where you no know, ” which you so much dread because, there, it’s a struggle to stay upright!

HIDERS

So nice of you to finally seem to fall in line! Isn’t their approach over there to kill us with kindness? And it usually works? And thereafter demand sex apologies from us? For doing what? Falling prey to their antics? Come on! Spill it! Aren’t you fans of the truth? Let it out! You agree with those fakers on all things except sexuality! At least they shamelessly indulge afternoon lovemaking and brand it the “greater light that rules the day.” But you! How can you be gay and match make straight couples? Isn't that why you match make couples who aren't supposed to have sex?

SHITTERS

Not just that! In their religiosity, they point us to biblical names and names of English authors to force an impression on us that those of us with those names share the same stories and experiences with the biblical characters and authors they point us to—whose stories and experiences are usually the opposite of the experiences we crave. Or, that the literal meanings of those names will constitute our experiences. Like identifying those of us burning with sexual desire with the Apostle Paul! For real? What are they going to do about it now…that we have changed our names to vernacular? In that case we will give ourselves vernacular names with English translations that suit us! Like Solomon--who had several women at his beck and call.

EATERS

The same goes for us women!

HIDERS

That way, there’d be no unhealthy deprivations! Especially sexual! We’re adults!

SHITTERS

It’s better for you hiders! The alternative to the sex you're deprived is playwriting. But actually, there's no fuckin alternative to sex! Sex is sex and cannot be replaced! The idea of alternating it with one thing or the other is simply “simping ideology!”

EATERS

Simping ideology? What’s that?

SHITTERS

Making vegetables out of able men, and subjecting them to robotic allegiance, and marrying them off to women-husbands who they’ll become obedient toy soldiers to.

FAKERS

(Cut in angrily)

Stand back! Look at these ones! These ones came in to stay here and we let them! Now they keep acting as judges. We will deal worse with you than with the hiders! These hiders blab so much about playwriting as though we were void of such endeavors before they showed up. Haven’t you heard about our researchers? Or you think their task has ended? See, carrying out a research is like finding a needle in a haystack! One needs to bear in mind that the end part of one person's research is the beginning part of another person's research. For instance, there's this car: "End of Discussion." And then there's "Discussion Continues." In essence, conclusion is not always conclusion, as it were. Conclusion can be Introduction! We make bold to say that researchers are arguably gods! And, there is no end with God. Where you see end, add a “b” at the start of the word and it becomes “bend.” It’s that simply! Clear?

HIDERS

Researchers amass data to gain knowledge or add to knowledge. If your researchers have done a good job, where's evidence of knowledge gained or added? Meanwhile, playwrights gather data to gain knowledge and play with that knowledge, getting famous along the line. Should we show evidence of knowledge gained and played with? Not to mention money derived from playing with knowledge? Fame comes with money. Money is helpful. But fame also comes with folks telling you whatever they think you want to hear. Like cleaners calling us Lord, giving us the impression that they want to hear and know us more than they know their fake pastors! So we would turn from being famed playwrights to becoming famed microphone giants?

EATERS

Of course! To be a king and a priest forever in the order of Melchizedek!

HIDERS

When they say one is a king and priest forever in the order of Melchizedek, what they’re saying is that one is to become forever mentally imbalanced. When they say one is called into ministry, what they’re saying is that one is marked for insanity! That is why we’d rather stay playwrights! Doing nothing but mirror of the society!

SHITTERS

You weren’t wasting time crossing the T's time dotting those I’s. You’ve got them right in the balls! Yet they act like all is well. If all is well, why are they like this?

HIDERS

Ask them! Lady fakers post all-loved up photos of young couples and caption it: “this could be us. But you don't want to follow my Papa.” Shu? Okay. Since it’s like that, let's drop the idea of us then! They say no, insisting we must follow Papa! Shu? So our lives cannot move forward if we don't follow Papa? We can't run things with another babe? Shu? Who are these Papa's girls? Aren’t they the ones project images of themselves into our minds and try to make us imagine fake scenarios with them and believe those scenarios? Even follow up on that belief? To their favors? So we do well to clap back by documenting their real time realities in plays, mixing them up together in the plots, like in Indian drama where plot is a mix of so many events!

EATERS

The idiots projecting themselves to you, are attempting to project their woes to you and get you to bear their burdens! Ignore! Leave them stationed at windows and doors! Aren’t windows and doors where whoever doesn’t feel wrong or useless stationed?

SHITTERS

Which they hate, but would rather have you eat and dream! Write current plays deliberately and consciously await the series of videos that will play out in your “dreams,” then you will know what's up! Hold it off until they're done killing each other! Be "shaper": one who lives by his wit! They were all laughing loud at you behind your back. But who has laughed loudest at the end? Your inclination towards playwriting cannot be wrong because it feels so good. Again we ask, who doesn't want you writing plays? Simple answer: those who want everything to go wrong! Envious numbers 2s who aren't skilled in the art but can't stand skilled playwrights doing what they’re good at! Why should skilled playwrights who rose to the number 1 spot writing plays concern themselves with envious number 2s who can't stand their inclination towards what secured them the number 1 spot? Gosh!

EATERS

The best part is that those plays are self-fulfilling prophecies, keeping folks locked in an invisible, unspoken argument, wherein both pretend nothing’s wrong. Too lit!

FAKERS

You flatter yourselves with having accomplished such great works with your plays. But when your works have been tried with fire and scriptures, may you really stand unashamed. Even so, after the scripture guys have tried your works with scriptures, come around so we, fire guys, can try them with fire...let’s see what passes through! And what if we told you that the ones supplying you these play-ideas are witches and wizards? What better way to hide in plain sight? Worst off, what better way to induct a prodigy into the craft? So, what to do? While their motive is foul, the potential prodigy's motive ought to be pure...primarily exposing them, ousting them, and ultimately separating from them forever! But is that what you are doing?

HIDERS

Witches? Wizards? Like the machines that photograph people’s thoughts and hidden sexual desires for your afternoon lovemaking? There's got to be machines that make video recordings of such thoughts too...to make for the porn you watch while delighting in that afternoon lovemaking. And the photographs are a means of washing down those thoughts for formatting purpose? What about the videos?

CLEANERS

We swear! That one wasn’t us!

HIDERS

You don't have to swear. We know it wasn't you. It's the puppeteers. Those fakers! Who you’re gravely devoted to! The question is: how did they get to you like that? You confessed, right? So what do they still want from you? Sex? Why pretend like it's something else they want besides sex? Aren’t we dealing with a Sex gods here? Nowadays one doesn’t know what is and what is not public knowledge! They call it homeschooling. They’re looking at schools. We’re looking at houses. The moment we started looking at houses, everything came together! Clicked! No one's looking at churches anymore! No one is calculating anymore...probably because the best calculation is the absence of calculation, according to Pablo Picasso. The absence of calculation is highly welcome because it drives many of us gaga, putting us through uncomely unthinkable distresses that, as it turned out, is enjoyable by certain lots.

SHITTERS

Who is enjoying our distress?

EATERS

Who else but accursed envious souls scourged by jealousy? Those watchers! Who these fakers and cleaners walk hand-in-hand to feed sinful eye-pleasing spectacles!

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These chaps had come to bear in mind that their mental and intellectual soundness equals the mental and intellectual soundness of persons somewhere…as well as their vibrancy in health! So they frowned at schemes that would tamper with their levelheadedness. But there are these other categories…the watchers…whose language had been confused and have thus far only derived meanings from visuals. This is no way near being impossible. After all, many blind persons are known to have set records and achieved feats that, under normal circumstance, would only be attributable to seers! Having put in so much into deciphering the events that play out around them, watchers came close to seeing things for what they are. But in fear of being caught in their double standards, which was made to come off to watchers as inevitable but loathsome indulgences aimed at serving highly welcomed religious purposes. It was soon going to be clear to the watchers that those indulgences weren’t in the least bit inevitable, not to mention loathsome...and that the highly welcomed religious purpose it would serve would be only but a facilitation of those indulgences behind the scenes. In what seems like covering their tracks so the watchers don’t fathom things for what the are, fakers and cleaners launch into absurd exchange of scriptural texts...watchers watching with intensely unclear interest.

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FAKERS

(Absurdity)

Doesn't that bible say that he who has, more will be given to him? While he who has not, even the little he has will be taken from him? What if a man, having little, in a bid to not have his little taken from him, creates beauty with the little he has, comes off as grateful for that little and gets rewarded thereof with more. Isn’t that productivity? What's up with lots who’d rather have him lose the little and revert to status quo? Especially if this amounts to the scripture that talks about God making a way where there is no way? Or rivers in the wilderness? Something of that sort!

CLEANERS

(Absurdity)

So the Lord said to Cain, “why are you angry? And why has your countenance fallen? If you do well, will you not be accepted? And if you do not do well, sin lies at the door. And its desire is for you, but you should rule over it.” Cain, sorry oo!

FAKERS

(Absurdity continues)

And Adam knew his wife again, and she bore a son and named him Seth, “For God has appointed another seed for me instead of Abel, whom Cain killed.” And Enoch walked with God; and he was not, for God took him. Then the Lord said to Noah...

CLEANERS

(Cut in absurdly)

Then the Lord said what to Noah?

FAKERS

Then the Lord said to Noah, “Come into the ark, you and all your household, because I have seen that you are righteous before Me in this absurd generation.” 

CLEANERS

(More absurdity)

But the Lord came down to see the city and the tower which the sons of men had built. And the Lord said, “indeed the people are one and they have one language, and this is what they begin to do; nothing that they propose to do will be withheld from them.” This obsession with speech, is it to foster this kind of rebel corporation?

FAKERS

And Haran died before his father Terah in his native land, in Ur of the Chaldeans. Is there something about death and native lands? That's why one doesn't die as long as he's away from his native land? Hence, to kill him, he must be lured back to his native land? Using baits like sex and women? We’ve really been thinking about it!

CLEANERS

But the Lord plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues because of Sarai, Abram’s wife. This dreamland lover who’s being represented as a sister and seems to have been taken by some sort of Pharaoh, why is god yet to plague that Pharaoh and his house to see to her release? Or she's not a sister? Just misrepresented to be so? For deception's sake? But God came to Abimelech in a dream by night, and said to him, “indeed you are a dead man because of the woman whom you have taken, for she is a man’s wife.” But Abimelech had not come near her; and he said, “Lord, will You slay a righteous nation also?” Two things of note from those texts are: God threatened Abimelech over Isaac’s wife, just as He did with Abraham’s wife. Secondly, Abimelech had not come near Sarah. But this dreamland lover who's said to be a sister, this doesn't seem to be the case with her. Firstly, no threats from “god.” Secondly, hasn't “Abimelech” come near her? As it really, doesn't seem?

FAKERS

“Do not lay your hand on the lad, or do anything to him; for now I know that you fear God, since you have not withheld your son, your only son, from Me.” Then Abraham lifted his eyes and looked, and there behind him was a ram caught in a thicket by its horns. So Abraham went and took the ram, and offered it up for a burnt offering instead of his son...” I get this stupid nudging that some sort of Abraham, in a bid to show loyalty to some sort of god, consented to offer me up as some sort of sacrifice to that god in accordance with Abraham's loyalty to God in that scripture. But in line with that scripture; Genesis 22:12‭-‬13, the main event didn't pull through again. It says: “And He said, ‘do not lay your hand on the lad, or do anything to him; for now I know that you fear God, since you have not withheld your son, your only son, from Me.’ Then Abraham lifted his eyes and looked, and there behind him was a ram caught in a thicket by its horns. So Abraham went and took the ram, and offered it up for a burnt offering instead of his son:” So therefore, if that was ever the case with any Isaac who suspects his Abrahamic father to have sought to offer him up as sacrifice to some sort of god, fear no more, for, as it is written, “Abraham lifted his eyes and looked, and there behind him was a ram caught in a thicket by its horns. Abraham went and took the ram, and offered it up for a burnt offering instead of his son.” Thanks! This is where we draw the curtain!

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Being lighthearted and fun is ever more charming than being serious and critical. Charmers know how to smooth out conflict. To watchers, fakers and cleaners had proven to be charmers, never stirring up antagonisms that will prove immune to their charms. But what about others?

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LIGHTS OUT.